are you sick of those lies and tired of being ripped off by internet "gurus" over and over again? i am ready to spit fire!

"stop leaving success to chance! just one of
these 30 day money making blueprints will help you
create an extraordinary online income even if you have
absolutely no money, no website, no product, and
your creditors are waiting to bite any moment!"

has this ever crossed your mind?

well it certainly has crossed mine, and i’m quite sure it has crossed yours too. aren’t you sick and tired of hearing all those claims about being able to make “kick butt profits” online?

i’ve decided that enough is enough! it’s time to see if these so called ‘gurus’ really live up to their name. here's a challenge i posed to virtually all the “gurus” out there:

call me a heckler, marketing rebel, it’s up to you what you wanna call me. how dare joe kumar pose such a challenge to the ‘gurus’. well why not? i’ve got nothing much to lose anyway. i’m 18 years old, and i pretty much have nothing except my burning quest to discover the truth about internet marketing.

honestly, i would rather tick off a whole bunch of people than have to delude myself about internet marketing.

i gave these ‘gurus’ a deadline to respond to. many agreed to participate. (these guys had brass balls) some ignored my emails, probably because they were too “chicken”, or they were too “busy” as they would like to have others believe.

above all, i was pretty confident that my challenge would humiliate the ‘gurus’. in retrospect, i did issue some really tough conditions that they had to work under, and i was quite sure that they would fail pretty miserably, and i can then go on being convinced that internet marketing is a sham and scam.

d-day.

i awoke with a smirk on my face. the first answer came in. i read it, and rolled on the floor with laughter!! even my dog could come up with something better. what a bunch of bull. that was the straw that broke the camel’s back. i was about to turn off my computer when out of the corner of my eye, i saw a name that i recognized as one of the “big names” i had emailed. it must have came in while i was rolling on the floor. time for more comic relief before i called it quits.

i clicked on it and the first sentence immediately grabbed my attention.

“hmm…” i went on the next sentence... and this led me to the next and by the time i was done with the email, my mouth was wider than the grand canyon, and all i could do was sit there like a wooden dummy, stunned speechless. i think..if there was a snapshot of me at that moment, i probably looked like a goldfish.

i think using the word “genius” would be an understatement to describe the 30 day marketing plan that ‘guru’ submitted. everything was laid out in concise detail, down to the nitty gritty. it was like “do this, now do that, and followed by this, and at the end of it, you’ll have a full fledged, thriving online business.

now mind you, i have read my fair share of crappy ebooks as well as fine marketing manuals, but never have i ever seen a money making blueprint the likes of this!

i re-read the 30 day plan, looking out for “loopholes”, like having to spend sums of money in some form or another, using special programs well beyond the reach of the average person, or having to “know” certain people.

as amazing as it might sound, the blueprint was almost flawless. there and then, i knew beyond the shadow of a doubt, that if i followed the plan to a t, i was guaranteed to make money!

failure was virtually impossible!

i could hardly believe what laid in front of my eyes! it was as though god had spoken.
but.. this was only the beginning. more 30 day marketing plans started coming in, and they left me shaking my head in sheer disbelief.

they left me totally convinced, that anyone, as long as they faithfully apply the tested and proven marketing secrets found in these 30 day marketing plans, could become the next internet marketing success story.

sure, i had received my fair share of duds and completely useless plans, but there was gold to be found in the gravel.

here’s what i’ve done. i’ve selected the crème de la crème of the 30 day marketing plans and split them into 2 volumes. this was done out of necessity, as volume 1 alone is 535 fat-free pages, while volume 2 is a whopping 627 pages of pure content! these are the roses among the thorns, and they are well worth their weight in gold.

both volumes are in the adobe acrobat pdf format so you can view
them from any browser. here’s the line up for volume 1

adrian ling, anne ahira, bryan kumar, carmen maranon, charles burke, chris widener, dom vonarburg, gary knuckles, gauher chaudhry, graham hamer, harvey segal, irena whitfield, jason mangrum, jeff mulligan, jim straw, joe vitale, john colanzi, josh hinds, june yeap, karol gajda, marc & terry goldman, marie myers, mark joyner, michael t glaspie, milana leshinsky, neil shearing, paul barrs, phil wiley, rebecca hagel, rick adams

and here's the line up for volume 2

alannah moore, barbara ling, bogdan ravaru, brian terry, charlie page, chris bloor, diane hughes, eva browne-patterson, gary baker, gary harvey, holly cotter, jack humphrey, jim cockrum, john delavera, kevin bidwell, klaus dahl, len thurmond, louis allport, mani sivasubramaniam, michael green, mike lamb, mike merz, paul colligan, peter sun, rod beckwith, ryan deiss, scott aughtmon, semmy stumpp, steve humphrey, stone evans, willie crawford

"give me and my panel of internet marketing
experts 30 days, and we'll radically and ruthlessly
transform you into an internet marketing expert
yourself, guaranteed, or we'll give you all your
money back, and you can even keep the $1094.00
in free bonus gifts as our way of saying sorry
for wasting your time!"

"joe, if you sell this manual at any price below $500, then you're a crazy, certifiably insane $%!&*."

- jo han mok
superfastprofit.com

 
i cannot imagine how many successful entrepreneurs will be created from these plans. don’t take my word for it though.

here’s what others are saying:

here's what 30 days to internet marketing success is not:

• it's not another book teaching you to write an ebook.
• it's not another book asking you to buy reprint rights to other products
• it's not another book on website design or how to create a mini site.
• it's not another book trying to teach you copywriting.
• it's not another collection of free articles

• you will not need to have lots of money in the bank
• you will not need to be a marketing genius
• you will not need to talk to anyone
• you will not have to leave your house
• you will not have to deal with spam, ffas, mlm or pyramid selling.

you only need to be able to read and follow simple, easy to understand instructions!

here's a small sampling of what you'll
discover in these marketing plans:

• how to use ‘limitation disengage’ to think accurately for maximum results! why work hard for pitiful results when you can easily outpace competitors using a simple technique? let your competitors keep struggling. you don't have to anymore.

• recruit a platoon of people working for you to sell your product without paying a dime upfront. anyone can start an affiliate program - but do you know the secret to starting a wildly successful one?

• the all powerful ‘early bird registration’ technique. (you can increase profits by 712% with it). get in the buying mood before you even have anything to sell them.

• double your profits for life with a simple thank you note. (it's more sophisticated than you think). would you be willing to send out simple emails if you knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that your profits would increase? of course you would.

• the “instant” product technique. (never ever be at a loss when you need to create a product. this works all the time!) now you'll have an instant advantage over everyone who lets fear keep them from creating profitable products.

• what a “traffic-pool” is and how to locate it. (you’ll be able to fish for hot prospects for life!) would you like more buying traffic to your website? if so then this tactic alone is worth the price of this 1162-page "30 days to success" powerhouse.

• why you can be making money with your own telephone! don't get caught up in thinking that the internet is the only place to make money. there are people making a quiet fortune off-line and you can't afford to miss out on what they have to teach you.

• the lowdown on doubling the effectiveness of follow up marketing by tweaking your autoresponders. who says you have to work harder to make more money. the internet allows you to automate your money so make the most out of it.

• the secret behind knowing the question, the opportunity and the answer. (hint: it’s right under your nose). can i be more specific? no.

• the “breakneck” factor in ebook production (get this wrong and you’re screwing up the sales of any ebook your produce). so many people steal money out of their own pockets because they simply don't know what you soon will.

• the importance of day 29. (it will make you celebrate on day 30 till you blackout!). it's funny but the next 30 days will seem like longest 30 days of your life but the results of your efforts will make it all worthwhile.

• never before revealed auction secrets! (trust me, you’ve never seen this anywhere). forget the hype you've heard about making thousands of dollars with no effort using internet auctions because you're about to learn the gritty and raw truth that almost no one is telling you.

• the 2 tools that mark joyner says you must have at all time. (90% of internet marketers probably never have these on them). laugh quietly to yourself knowing that you're beating the hell out of your competitors using 2 simple tools they could easily be using themselves.

• why it’s so important to “turn off the squelcher” (do this, and you’ll be able to create products at an accelerated rate, guaranteed!) the more time you spend creating your products the less time you have to profit from them. that won't be an issue for you anymore.

• where to get banner free, free web hosting for life! (no catches, no gimmicks! it’s true!) think you don't need free hosting? you will after you discover the little-known secrets to creating profitable business as will. you'll need a place to put them all!

• save hundreds of dollars on web design tools and e-publishing tools! (almost all of them are free!) you don't need to hire web designers that charge you an arm and a leg for sites that don't incorporate the proven selling principles you'll learn.

• surefire methods to turn your newsletter into money! (even if you have only 10 subscribers!) almost no one is sharing this with you. many publishers are content to simply scrape by but you deserve better and now you don't have to settle for less!

• how to create your own ‘idea center’ you can refer to over and over again by clicking “print”. it’s like having your own million dollar idea generator, free!

• why the ‘sit up’ is not just an abdominal exercise and why you can make money off it! are you curious? if so, you know what you have to do.

• what you never knew about picking a domain name. (it can cost you, or make you a fortune) it bothers me when i see people picking domain names just because. you should always have a goal in mind and a solid plan to back you up.

• the one thing you need to do to get your copy to sizzle. (do this, and you can literally triple your conversion rate) making money is all about convincing people that your products can help them achieve results. you only have one chance to get this right.

• an easy way to get powerful testimonials from the top dogs in your field.(and it's not just making them up which would be a felony!) the right testimonials can boost your sales through the roof. wanna know how to get them?

• how to churn out a killer digital product in record time! (you’ll be breaking all the ‘rules’ on this one!) the internet is all about speed and now you can tap into that speed to deliver hot products to you absolutely any time you want to make more money.

and way too much more to list here...