they recycle the same tired old chestnuts you've heard a hundred times before and sell your name to advertisers so instead of getting laughs, you get unwanted advertisements and promotional announcements by the truckload.

i understand. i've been there. that's why i recommend:

that's comedy! ™ joke book

over 460 pages of little snickers, medium-sized chuckles,
and great big belly laughs

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perfect for pc/marvelous for mac

many joke collections just cut and paste the same old jokes. half the time they don't even correct the spelling and grammar. then they cut and paste, cut and paste again, and call it a "book."

boring! but what do they care? they don't know you and you don't know them. that's comedy! is different. my book has my name on it, so i put my reputation on the line with every copy.

have you been relying on friends to email you jokes? your friends know you. they wouldn't steer you wrong, would they? i'm sure they're doing their best to make you laugh, but is this a sample of what's been appearing in your email inbox?

>>>>why
>>>>did the
>>>>chiken cros
>>>>s
>>>>the rode

not a pretty sight. 

so if your friends can't help you, what can you do? the only sensible choice for your laugh-fix is to download this fantastic collection of all the very best jokes from that's comedy!

that's comedy! is filled with real jokes, hundreds and hundreds of 'em. and don't worry, when i say jokes, i mean jokes. this book isn't padded with lists like "100 ways to use marshmallows" where 99% of the list is boring filler and the funniest thing on the page is the title!

all the jokes in that's comedy! have been vetted by me -- i haven't included anything that doesn't make me laugh, too.

who the heck is dean rackley?  how does he know what's funny?

like you, i'm somebody who likes comedy. likes it? i love it!  and so do my friends and family. this all started quite literally as a way to send my friends funnier jokes than we were getting from all the free joke lists.

 we all wanted to share great jokes and humor, but we couldn't find anything on the internet or in bookstores that delivered what we wanted:

• jokes and one-liners that everyone could appreciate
• an easy way to access jokes whenever the mood strikes
• something that's really "worth it"

that's when i got to work.  i decided to gather together the best jokes with the funniest punch lines and put them into a great joke book that everyone would want to own and enjoy. 

that's comedy! is filled with jokes to share with friends, co-workers, your workout buddy, family, the garbage man, your book group, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh.

rude but not crude

that's comedy! is meant for adults. yes it contains some jokes of a sexual nature but you won't find anything vulgar, gross, disgusting, racist, sexist or demeaning to anyone.   these jokes are smart, not smart-ass. or, as one happy customer noted:  

“all ha-ha, no ka-ka."

in addition to the jokes there are great one-liners, anecdotes, celebrity quotes, "helpful" hints, and much, much more.

read a few jokes every day, or spend several hours reading that's comedy! from start to finish.  you can read a new joke a day (twice on sunday and holidays)…and still not finish them all in a whole year!!!

reasons to love e-books

an e-book is an environmentally friendly digital version of a print book. 

·       download and read it on your computer

·       adjust the type size to make it as pleasant to read as possible. 

·       no waiting

·       immediate download so

·       no shipping costs

·       no handling costs

·       no trips to the bookstore

of course, if you prefer to read the jokes on paper, you can print a copy from your own computer. with that's comedy! joke book, you're in charge of the laughs.

a taste of things to come

if you're having fun reading this letter, think how much you're going to enjoy that's comedy!  the same mind that put together this sales pitch (you do know that my book is for sale, don't you?), researched and rounded up... all the net's funniest jokes in one giant collection

 you'll laugh your face off... guaranteed*

*disclaimer:  please note that laughing your face off thanks to that's comedy! is not intended as a substitute for botox treatments, dermabrasion, face lifts, or cosmetic surgery.

this hilarious collection contains hundreds and hundreds of the best jokes i've collected since the turn of the century -- the 21st century that is.  that's comedy! is the best-of-the-best amassed during the last three years of publishing my joke-of-the-day newsletter.

"if you don't laugh when you read that's comedy!... you must have had your funny bone removed"

it's impolite to brag…

don't take my word for the fun you'll have with that's comedy!  take these words (and my wife)…please!

"as i'm a recovering cancer patient i have lots of time on my hands and i really enjoy your jokes. i ordered your joke book the moment i saw it. this joke book has had me in stitches since i started reading it... my only complaint is that i'm using many more depends now. you really have me pissing my pants!! keep up the good work and thanks for helping my mental health"  
-- bob c.

"you have out done yourself again, i'm about half way through your joke book and i am having a hard time  controlling the hysterical laughter. it's well worth the money i paid for it. keep up the great work!!!!!"   
-- thomas n.

"well, hello again, i just wanted you to know that i jumped on the joke book and downloaded it immediately. even though i haven't had time to read all 400+ pages i have really enjoyed it! thanks for doing all that you do for us poor humor-starved folk.   
-- tess t

no-risk guarantee of satisfaction

if you don't like it…you don't pay for it!

 i've said it before and i'll say it again:  
that's comedy! joke book has my name on it and i stand behind it 100%.  i'm so sure that you'll think it's the funniest, sassiest, zaniest collection of yucks and chucks available, that i'll make you this iron-clad offer:

if for any reason that's comedy! joke book doesn't live up to your humor expectations... if that's comedy! doesn’t' deliver more of what you read jokes for... if that's comedy! isn't everything i promised…

simply contact me for a complete 100% refund.

no "ifs," "ands," or "buts."

(you don't even have to worry about return shipping…there is none!)

that's comedy! joke book is all about making you laugh and feel good! if it doesn't do that, i've failed, and you deserve a refund. 
sound fair?   i thought so.

and how does this sound to you:  so far, in the years that i've been offering that's comedy! to the general public, 

 i've never had to process a single refund.

you've got absolutely nothing to lose, and everything to gain.  it's my own little "humanitarian effort":  i've completely removed the risk from this offer to help as many laugh-starved people as i can get the jokes they so desperately need! 

okay, i admit it…i made that last part up.

but here's something you can believe:

there just isn't a funnier collection of jokes on the internet anywhere... 
at any price!

and by reading these jokes and lightening your spirits, you really could save hundreds, even thousands of dollars over your lifetime on anti-depressants and psychotherapy….not to mention those inferior jokes books and daily joke deliveries we've talked about.

money can't buy happiness,
but you can have all the jokes you want for less than $20!

is it possible?  could it be?  
460 pages of side-splitting, pants-wetting humor for less than $20?  believe it!!!

that's comedy! joke book

is only $19.97 
if you order today.

no shipping, no handling, no hidden charges

(no kidding!)

you're only seconds away from a laugh riot!

once your order is processed through my secure server, you'll be able to immediately download and read that's comedy!  
instant download means...

instant gratification! :-)

at this price, you simply can't afford not to order... what are you waiting for? 

 runs on both mac and pc 

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order today and you'll be laughing before the sun comes up tomorrow!

keep smiling!

p.s. remember... my satisfaction-guaranteed policy protects you from ever regretting your purchase.  you've got nothing to lose, and 460 pages of jokes to gain.  

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