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gain instant access to
wedding speeches and toasts
for the best man and maid of honor
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as featured in the wall street journal, june 19, 2002 |
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"i was able replace a few words to tailor it to the groom.
overall, i rate it a 10."
--lou alaimo, rochester, ny
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gain instant access to pre-written speeches!
delivered immediately at the push of a button!
- you'll know exactly the right words to say!
- proven speeches that deliver the response you want!
- humorous and professional!
- you'll save time and money!
- you'll gain instant viewing over the internet!
- immediate delivery to your e-mail!
- skyrocket your confidence!
- satisfaction guaranteed!
dear wedding speaker,
if you want to skyrocket your confidence, save valuable time, and look like a pro during your wedding speech, then this is the most important letter you'll ever read.
here's why...
choose from either the best man speech package or maid of honor speech package and you'll get everything that you need to deliver a killer wedding speech at any wedding.
packages include:
- best man speeches-- 5 pre-written and time-tested speeches
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- maid of honor speeches-- 5 pre-written and time-tested speeches
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- how to say the right words every time-- don't get caught "winging it"
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- how to save valuable time
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- you'll skyrocket your confidence
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- you'll save money (time is money-- don't waste time writing your own)
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- how to gain the audience's respect --say the wrong thing and lose it
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- how to instantly access your speeches via the internet
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- you'll get humorous speeches
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- how to be professional (you'll also learn what not to say)
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- you'll be able to cover any situation
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- speaker is single speeches
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- speaker is married speeches
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- speaker is relative or brother speeches
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- speaker is relative or sister speeches
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- how to avoid looking bad - time-tested words always make you look good
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these wedding speeches are time-tested and
proven to work!
you can add, copy, paste, delete, print and completely edit them for your exact words!
you'll get the confidence to deliver your memorable words and you'll amaze everyone, including yourself!
just listen to what these customers have said
about my wedding speeches:
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"...both personalized and successful."
"i ended up using a little from all the speeches and my toast ended up being both personalized and successful. my toast included things that the others speakers never thought to remember, like thanking everyone for coming and thanking the bride and groom."
--mike aeillo, marin county
"it's better to be prepared!"
"it's worth the price. it's better to spend a little and be prepared, than to spend nothing and possibly flub the most important day in someone's life."
--thomas dicks, new york
"everyone thought it was the best speech!"
"rating a 10. they were excellent, there were so many different speeches that any speech would work for all types of individuals. my friend actually hasn't used his speech yet, the wedding isn't until september, but he was very pleased with the result of your speeches. we heard about this web site from a mutual friend. when he gave his speech at a different wedding he had everyone laughing, and then some crying. everyone thought it was the best speech and fortunately for us, he admitted that it wasn't his own. there was so much information given to me that all of the basis were covered. i specifically like the quotes that you gave me."
--rebecca copeland, washington, mo
"overwhelming response!""i blended (cut and pasted) the speeches and had an overwhelmingly positive response about the speech."
--chris akinuoye, calgary, ca
"simplifies the best man's job!"
"most of us are not a best man many times in our lives. why screw it up for such a nominal fee. even if you want to write your own you can see why these have made many a groom happy and a best man's job simplified. good job!"
--edward c., long island, ny
"...really helps get you started."
"if you're stuck on what to say, this really helps to get you started. there are also several funny roasts."
--jc, los angeles, ca
"lots of useful ideas!"
"very useful for giving you a starting block for your speech, lot's of useful ideas!"
--richard renankivell, plymouth, united kingdom
"this saved the day for me."
"i did not want a "canned" speech so the idea of getting [multiple] speeches and using parts of them with my own knowledge of the groom simply saved the day for me. once it came down to the performance i was still a little nervous in front of 200 people, but i was well prepared and i owe it all to this package. thanks ever so much."
--byron ware, corona, ca
"this product is a must have..."
"this was a great web site and a terrific product. this was my first time being a best man and i was nervous that my speech would be terrible. by using this product i was able to give myself some great ideas and use the fantastic quotes included. this product is a must have for people who really want to impress the people at the reception."
--adam, iowa
"this covered everything."
"the ultimate speeches covered everything! i used one of them word-for-word and it was a huge success! i spent $25 with a different company and i couldn't even use the speech! you saved me and i owe you huge. thanks again."
--jeffrey r., michigan
"my speech was just right!"
"the speeches are really easy to change to make them more personal. my speech turned out just right."
--mike moore, kansas, usa
"... proven winners."
"i think that all best men should have a copy of these speeches as they are proven winners. no stress involved and it will relieve any stress or fear you may have as a best man. "
--james humphrey, texas
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nervous about not knowing what to say?
my speeches will shatter your fears!
did you know:
a survey in the newspaper, usa today, discovered that the number one fear in life for the average person is public speaking! it rated above the fear of death, itself!
that means that at a funeral, most people would rather be the one in the casket, than at the podium giving the eulogy!
that's right, it's normal to feel nervous and unsure about what to say during your wedding speech.
the only way to help control that fear and nervousness is by feeling prepared! public speakers always prepare!
when you have my pre-written, ready-to-use, and time-tested wedding speeches your nervousness and fear will be shattered! you'll feel prepared.
we specialize in wedding speeches
my wedding speeches are instant and everything is done for you.
it's simple.
but aren't there other companies that offer pre-written speeches?
yes. most of them also have 101 different speeches for eulogies, graduations, business, etc.
they don't specialize in any one particular category. the entire reason for this web site is that i was sick and tired of watching wedding speakers embarrass themselves over and over again during their speeches.
all of my speeches are totally focused on wedding speakers. that's it. no eulogies, no business speeches, no graduations.
this site specializes in wedding speeches, period.
this allows me to deliver the best speeches for your situation.
who wants to bother filling in the blanks or sifting through 101 different kinds of speeches when you can get ready-to-use, and instant wedding speeches at the push of a button?
my wedding speeches are ready-to-use with instant access via the internet.
you'll never have to worry about getting it right or looking bad for saying something inappropriate.
they're proven.
what if i want to add some words or change it around?
no problem! if you're confident in public speaking and writing, then these speeches are perfect for you also.
you can use them as your model and just personalize them where you see fit.
it's so simple.
you can copy and paste or edit them in any fashion you want. you'll love 'em!
you'll get proper speech etiquette in every speech.
 how to properly introduce yourself.
who to thank.
how to give special acknowledgements.
humorous stories that get a laugh every time.
how to give special notice to the bride.
touching words for the bride and groom.
how to close your speech.
(the difference between a speech and toast)
surefire techniques to deliver a powerful speech and
how to avoid embarrassment!
your bride and groom are expecting you to be prepared.
it's your responsibility!
i've seen wedding speakers embarrass themselves so many times that it drove me to put up this site. so that you, my friend, can do it right without wasting your time worrying, writing and re-writing.
you'll have the right words, the right timing, the right jokes, and the right confidence to blow the socks off your audience (in a good way)!
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"i gave my speech last weekend. your speeches were very helpful to me to build the structure of a good best man speech (i.e. intro thanking everyone, some humor in body, deep thoughts about person you care about, quote, advice, and toast)."
--tyler w., minnesota
"i purchased them for my son. he was his brother's best man. by taking bits and pieces from the speeches ryan was able to write his speech which received a
thunderous applause--everyone commented on what a beautiful speech it was."
--susan dowling, usa
"my speech could not have gone any better. i used #1 as an outline and personalized it with my own stories, brand of humor, etc. discounting the happy couple, i was the man of the hour. everyone kept congratulating me and patting me on the back. the dj said it was the best best man speech he had ever heard."
--frank fhermant, new mexico
"i used bits and pieces of each speech along with my own little story about the groom and it turned out great! people came up to me all night congratulating me on an awesome speech. there isn't a lot more you could do. it is almost fool proof that someone can create a great speech from what you provide."
--andrew schweitzer, lansing, mi
"i found the structure of the speeches very helpful; whilst not using the speeches, word for word, my nerves were definitely calmed once i had received the speeches' package. the bonus material in particular was very helpful indeed. in fact a large proportion of my speech was taken from "jokes, humour and roasts". overall i was very pleased to have purchased the speeches' package, and it was something i am glad i bought. the wedding was a few days ago, and the speech was very well received."
--daniel, united kindom
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cost of my service and why it's worth every penny.
if you were to research the internet and the bookstore to compile the information that is contained in one of my wedding speech packages, it would take you 40-60 hours of your time.
i know because i've done it.
if you think your time is worth $5 per hour, then it would cost you $200 - $300 of your time to try and find the information contained in this product.
what if you feel that your time is worth $10 per hour? then wouldn't the above figure be doubled?
i know of one web site that charges $299 to write one speech!
well, i don't charge $200, or $100, or even $50 for my wedding speeches.
through this special offer you'll get 5 (five) best man speeches or 5 (five) maid of honor speeches for the low, one time investment of $34.95.
update : you arrived at this page just in time to take advantage of a special marketing test: through midnight on
october 07, 2003, i've dropped the price to just $19.99 (for a limited time only). i'm doing this to see if the increase in sales outweighs my lower profit margin. if it doesn't, and you buy the speeches after this date, expect to pay the normal price of $34.95.
the question you need to ask is if it's worth 35(20) bucks to be done worrying about this.
you'll increase your confidence knowing that you have memorable and timeless words to share.
you can easily waste 2 or 3 times that amount on a cheap bottle of champagne that will be sipped away and forgotten in moments!
you could waste 10 or 20 times that amount on a speechwriting service that gives you just one speech.
don't just take my word for it.
read the testimonials from the customers on this page. in fact, i have a whole other page of testimonials from individuals not only in the usa, but the uk, gb, france, and several other countries around the world!
people have asked me if i just made these testimonials up. first of all, it is illegal in the united states to make up testimonials--you can go to jail! secondly, why would i try to invent them when i get 2 to 3 brand new ones every single day?
these are real comments from real people that have purchased this package!
i currently have over 100 testimonials just like the ones on this page because i actually ask for customers' feedback.
that's just something that i believe in.
if you're not getting feedback as a business owner, then how do you know what the customers want?
well, i know what they want and that is what i deliver.
so, you can complete the order in 2 minutes and be done with your wedding speeches in hand or you can continue on, won't make much difference to me.
what if one speech doesn't fit the occasion?
no problem , that is exactly why i give you 5 proven speeches. you won't believe how simple it is! they work!
if you're not happy with one, then use another. or mix and match for your perfect, customized speech in just minutes!
you're not sure?
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okay, you'll also get...
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5 free bonuses!
(i can only guarantee your bonuses if you order by midnight,
october 07, 2003!)
that's a $37.96 value for free!
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if you order by midnight,
october 07, 2003 , you'll get free bonus gifts! these little gems will make your day!
- you'll get jokes, roasts, and toasts! you don't want to miss these!
- fear busters for successfull public speaking! this is a must have!
- how to close your speech.
- over 40 tremendous toasts at your fingertips!
- how to be the "best" best man. much more than a speech!
- the maid of honor's checklist--don't miss this.
- how to plan the bachelor party.
- secrets revealed on what not to do and why.
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best man's free bonuses
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maid of honor's free bonuses
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| free bonus #1: 'the best man's handbook' -- includes jokes, humor and groom roasts, do's and don'ts for your speech, best man duties, and great gift ideas for the groom. don't leave this one at home! this little gem sells for $12.99 all day long! it is yours for free, if you place an order by midnight of the deadline! |
free bonus #1: 'proven toasts and quotes'
includes over 60 toasts and quotes, including classic 1-liners. perfect for closing your speech and adding personal touches. includes quotes from mark twain, joseph barth, martin luther, ogden nash, sam levenson and more! all free if your order is placed by the deadline.
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free bonus #2 : 'best man's checklist'-- you'll be a favorite of the bride and groom with this! everything you need to know as the best man! retails for $5. |
free bonus #2: 'maid of honor's checklist'
everything you need to know about being the maid of honor and this may surprise you!
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free bonuse #3: 13 surefire ways on 'how to be a major hit with your date'! don't miss this one, it will come in very handy. valued at $4.99. yours for free, for a limited time only. |
free bonus #3: '10 fear busters for successful public speaking' -- these are the same simple, yet powerful techniques that professional speakers follow. you'll skyrocket your confidence with these.
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free bonus #4 : the best man's 'personal power organizer'-- from planning the bachelor party to delivering your toast. this reveals tips that will make all the difference before and on the wedding day! valued at $4.99. free when order is placed by the expiration date.
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free bonus #4: 'bride's wedding day schedule'-- you'll be a favorite of the bride with this checklist. it covers the early morning events at the bride's home right through the reception.
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free bonus #5 : '10 fear busters for successful public speaking'--nervous about your speech? these tips will calm your nerves and you'll have the audience in the palm of your hands! you'll be amazed it's free! valued at $4.99. this bonus is a limited time offer.
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free bonus #5: 'bachelorette party oath of silence contract' -- this hilarious document will have keep everyone laughing when you make them sign it before attending the bachelorette party! what happens at the bachelorette party, stays at the bachelorette party!
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gain instant access to either the
best man speeches or maid of honor speeches
only $34.95!
(now only $19.99!)
limited time offer.
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5 speeches, plus...
5 free bonuses!
the best value you'll find!
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how about this...
100% better-than-risk-free
your "nothing to lose and everything to gain" guarantee!
if you order my ultimate speech package, you can take up to 14 days to review your entire package. i personally guarantee that you'll be completely satisfied with your purchase. otherwise (1) all five speeches and free bonuses are yours to keep and (2) you'll receive a 100% refund of your purchase price.
you keep everything. it will cost you nothing!
ryan ringold -- president
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now you have absolutely no risk!
take up to 14 days to decide if you are happy with your order. if you're not, then keep all the speeches and bonuses for free!
that's right, all the risk is on me!
so order by midnight,
october 07, 2003 to take advantage of the special price and get all of your free bonuses!
get ready to skyrocket your confidence, blow the socks off of your audience and receive an all out standing ovation!
best wishes,
ryan ringold
president
ultimatespeeches.com
p.s. at this point after reading a typical offer, you probably think to yourself "do i really want to gamble $34.95 ( special : 1 easy payment of $19.99) ?" friend, that's exactly why i've offered my "nothing to lose guarantee" for years. if my package doesn't deliver, i'm the one who eats his shirt--not you.
the entire 5 speeches and $37.96 worth of free bonuses are yours to keep no matter what, and i'll refund 100% of your money! that's a guaranteed gain, no matter what you decide.
p.p.s. the reduced price of $19.99 is a limited time offer. if the increase in sales doesn't outweigh my lower profit margin, then expect to pay $34.95 after the deadline.
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